Mallika Sherawat Wild

Pam Madam's (aka Bhandari Madam - for fans like me) new article is about Mallika going wild with 'sex' (maybe somebody really named their kid 'sex' just to get back at him for something).

Read the article for further doses of hilarity (with the usual grammatical gymnastics as can be expected from Pam Madam as she wrestles with the English language).

Worst movies of 2006

MSN.com has come out with the worst movies of 2006 .

Here is the list. I'm surprised (and not, at the same time) that Eragon (careful, the site has lots of flash and sucks if you have a slow PC like mine) was there. And patted myself on the back that I saved some money waiting for "Lady in the Water" to be released on DVD ..... so I can rent it cheap, I seriously doubt anyone is buying the DVD.

Worst trailers of 2006 ? (Yes, they have a list for that too). Here you go..... (Personally, I think that the "Accepted" trailer sucked more than the others



and should have been ranked way above than where it actually is ... and if we go by the premise of a movie, it will rank near the top of the worst list).

I tried doing a search for worst movies of Bollywood for 2006 and as always we Indians are late to the party. We don't have a list. At least googling for it did not provide significant results.

Now, one reason could be that the list got too long ..... another could be that the sheer number of movies to filter daunted the few that attempted to create such a list.

By the by, methinks that going by the crap (qualitative and quantitative) churned out by all and sundry in Bollywood in 2006, we may need to create lists sorted by actors (Govinda, Shah Rukh etc.) , directors (Priya'copycat'darshan, Sanjay'copycat'Gupta) and so on ......

The mysterious 'Mal'

Who is this mysterious 'Mal' ?

Reportedly, she is a hot favorite for pairing with Hollywood lesbians and is a 'solid' (that's the word used, I shit you not) favorite in Hollywood.

PS - We all wish to thank India Daily for providing a career break for roadside chhapris to write reviews in English.

The title as story ... or the story as title

Amazingly pulled off by one of the writer interns that India Daily probably hires, an entire story has been packed into a title.

The title goes - ''Mirchi'' girl Rakhi Sawant was about to go topless Vijaybhaskar Reddy indoor stadium but cops stopped her and made her pack up

With a title like that , you would almost think that the author did not have anything to write in the article. But she did ...... The first para is a study in hilarity ..... read on

Pam didi ki nayi kahani

In what is certain confirmation that Pam Bhandari has gained access to John (not Malkovitch) Abraham's bedroom , Pam splashes the story , certain to rock the core of the Indian male's heart (Agar mujhe yeh baat pehle se maloom hoti, jaani, ..... to hum tambu aur bahut kuch Bipasha Basu ke ghar ke saamne gaadh dete) that John Abraham cannot satisfy Boposho Boso sexually. Read all the details here

Mallika in Bangalore

Mallika Sherawat (seriously folks, this "item number" ( as unique an Indian phenomenon as there can be ) has a website dedicated to her) will now be item-ing in a Kannada song .

The lady even has a wiki entry, as sparse as her clothes and her abilities in the histrionincs department.

Kreedom and people with "acting thirst"

(Taking a break from Bollywood)

This cloying (as ususal) article about the making of Kreedom (PJ of the day - Freedom ka bhai, Kreedom) tells us about how Rajkiran decides on the immense potential of roles to quench his acting thirst .....

True to the nature of literarily bankrupt, bottom-kissing reporters of Tollywood, this article is all over the internet landscape (1 ,2,3)

Update

This article tells us about Trisha, one of the actresses in said "Kreedom" ... Headline hilarity ensues with the title of the story "Trisha to gulp through out India"

Ash-Abhishek to wed .....

And we will be rid of the tortuous "Will they, won't they ?" forever ..... For a dose of the daily funnies, read the sincere comments at the end of the article about some people actually thinking that their opinion matters about the suitability of the match ..... Pappu seriously wants to meet these samples of humanity.

But Aishwarya Rai is gorgeous as ever, no ??!?

RGVs Sholay !!

Very surprising that Amitabh is playing Gabbar, still more that he wanted to play Gabbar in the original (A relief really - It is really difficult to imagine anybody other than Amjad Khan playing that ground-breaking villain)

Kabul Express has left the station

Word is the much hyped movie fell flat ... Not a big surprise considering that, at least as far as Bollywood is concerned, the more the hype, the flatter the movie experience.

For his part, Kabir Khan did his best to put an aura of danger around the filming of the movie (Since, this is a "serious" movie ... otherwise rumours of a romance between the actors would do). At one point, talking aboutwhy he decided to continue shooting the movie inspite of all the "threats" that he received, he says

I did a thorough investigation before making that decision -- about who exactly was giving the threats, how bad they were, their firepower, etc.

Not that I doubt that they faced danger ...... but gauging firepower ?? Is Kabir Khan confusing himself with one of his characters .....

Tuning blues and teaser instincts

Let me start this blog off with an awesome article by someone named "Pam Bhandari" (Hot name ....... Just what will interest a crazed Bollywood fan.)

The article starts with teasers. Sample this

She is not tuning blue; her teaser instinct is turning blue. She just cannot wait to get the opportunity to tease the male Bollywood to a T

I, sir, am now fully teased. Now if I were teased by the subject of the article, I would consider myself lucky beyond my wildest dreams (Read the article for further hilarity ... it's a tease). Tejal Shaw follows for your viewing pleasure.

As for Pam Bhandari ..... carry on, ma'am ... I mean Pam. Writers with tottering english skills and fawning attitudes exist for the sole reason of providing comic relief.